tu ho gayi one to two, oh kudiye what to do
oh ho gayi munde di, tu turu turu turu
patanga vargi tu ainwayi udd di
oh ho gayi munde di, tu turu turu turu
hila de chaldi tuk tuk tu kardi
make up tu kardi yaar
angrezi padhdi, ghit pit tu kardi
jimme queen saadi victoria
tu ghanti big ban di, poora london thumakda
oh jaddo nachche pehn di, poora london thumakda
tu ghanti big ban di, poora london thumakda
oh jaddo nachche pehn di, poora london thumakda
haye haye haye, aha aha aha

lathe di chadar uthe honeymoon kar maahiya
aavo samne, aavo samne tera ki size hai ve das mahiya
malmal da kurda dikh da hai sab kuch clear maahiya
tere samne, tere samne lagda hai chhota palang mahiya
oh siyapa, oye hoye hoye death hi ho gayi
loudspeaker te, madonna bajdi
ho laike var jind, aithe utthe kehndi
arey phel karde kabootar vargi
o nemma phir di gootar goo kardi
gulabi sher da, rang hai firangi
rakhi tu saanw ke aar
saanu te lagta, sau saal toh changi
jaga koi nahi hai badiya
tu ghanti big ban di, poora london thumakda
oh jaddo nachche pehn di, poora london thumakda
tu ghanti big ban di, poora london thumakda
oh jaddo nachche pehn di, poora london thumakda oye

sir pe gilassi rakh london thumakda
punjabi style vich london thumakda
lassi da gilaas vich london thumakda ho
thumakda thumakda london thumakda
thumakda thumakda oye wah ji wah
tunakda tunakda tumba tunakda
tunakda tunakda
oye oye oye oye oye oye burrr oye shava
oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oye
oye oye oye balle

You became one, two, two, oh girl, what to do?
You've become that boy's, turu turu turu.
Like a butterfly you fly,
You've become that boy's, turu turu turu.
You shake, you walk, tuk tuk you do,
Makeup you apply, my friend.
English you read, chit chat you do,
Like our Queen Victoria.

You're the Big Ben bell, all London dances,
When you dance, you wear it, all London dances.
You're the Big Ben bell, all London dances,
When you dance, you wear it, all London dances.
Haye haye haye, aha aha aha.

On the bedsheet, there, honeymoon, lover,
Come in front, come in front, what's your size, tell me lover.
The muslin kurta, everything is clear, lover,
In front of you, in front of you, the bed seems small, lover.
Oh, trouble, oh ho ho, death has happened,
On the loudspeaker, Madonna plays,
Taking life, here and there she says,
Failing the pigeon-like,
Oh, she wanders, cooing,
The pink lion's, color is foreign.
Keep it saved, keep it safe,
To us it seems, better than a hundred years,
There's no place that's better.

You're the Big Ben bell, all London dances,
When you dance, you wear it, all London dances.
You're the Big Ben bell, all London dances,
When you dance, you wear it, all London dances.

Glass on your head, London dances,
In Punjabi style, London dances,
Lassi in the glass, London dances,
Dances dances, London dances,
Dances dances, oh wow,
Tinkles tinkles, the tumbaa tinkles,
Tinkles tinkles,
Oye oye oye oye oye oye burrr oye shava,
Oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oye,
Oye oye oye balle.