once upon a time in la la la
suno suno hum the tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan

abhi abhi mili khabar ke anusaar
tees maar khan phir se ek baar
police ki hiraasat se faraar ho chuka hai
iss baar ek udte plane se
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan

tees maar khan ke fans usse
aadha robinhood maante hai
kyunki wo ameero se leta to hai
par gareebo ko deta kuchh nahi
tees maar khan

once upon a time in la la la
suno suno hum the tees maar khan
ye once upon a time in la la la
suno suno hum the tees maar khan
khaano me khan tha wo conman
suno suno hassle tees maar khan
hey khaano me khan tha wo conman
suno suno hassle tees maar khan
catch me if you can, catch me if you can
chase me and i run faster than i can
catch me if you can, catch me if you can
catch me and i'll slip right through your hands
catch me if you can, catch me if you can
shoot me my pill wanna where you can
catch me if you can, catch me if you can

once upon a time in la la la
suno suno hum the tees maar khan
khaano me khan tha wo conman
suno suno hassle tees maar khan
once upon a time in la la la
suno suno hum the tees maar khan
khaano me khan tha wo conman
suno suno hassle tees maar khan yeah

tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan

apne chahnewalo ke liye tees maar khan ne
ek khaas sandes bheja hai
tawaif ki lutt ti izzat bachana
aur tees maar khan ko
qaid karna oye dono bekaar hai

jab bhi chala wo seena taan
tab tab ulta padh gaya plan
yeah jab bhi chala wo seena taan
tab tab ulta padh gaya plan
phir bhi chala jab uska charm
sab sabka ho gaya kalyan
phir bhi chala jab uska charm
sab sabka ho gaya kalyan

maibaap, maibaap
tumhi ho maata, tumhi ho maibaap
pita tumhi ho, tumhi ho maibaap
tumhi ho bandu, tumhi ho maibaap
sakha tumhi ho, tumhi ho maibaap

tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan

once upon a time in la la la
suno suno hum the tees maar khan
khaano me khan tha wo conman
suno suno hassle tees maar khan
tees maar khan, tees maar khan
tees maar khan

Once upon a dream in a land of make-believe,
Hear ye, hear ye, we were all Three-Mark-Khan.
Three-Mark-Khan, Three-Mark-Khan,
Three-Mark-Khan.

Fresh news has arrived, they say,
Three-Mark-Khan, yet again, today,
Escaped the law's cold, binding hold,
This time, from a plane, stories told.
Three-Mark-Khan, Three-Mark-Khan.

Some, caught in his deceptive snare,
See a Robin Hood, beyond compare,
For from the rich, he takes, they claim,
But to the poor, he gives no name.
Three-Mark-Khan.

Once upon a dream in a land of make-believe,
Hear ye, hear ye, we were all Three-Mark-Khan.
This once upon a dream in a land of make-believe,
Hear ye, hear ye, we were all Three-Mark-Khan.
The Khan of Khans, a trickster's art,
Hear ye, hear ye, laugh with a broken heart.
He Khan of Khans, a trickster's art,
Hear ye, hear ye, laugh with a broken heart.
Catch me if you can, catch me if you can,
Chase me, and I'll outrun every plan.
Catch me if you can, catch me if you can,
Catch me, and I’ll slip through your hand.
Catch me if you can, catch me if you can,
Shoot me, my pill, wanna wear you can.
Catch me if you can, catch me if you can.

Once upon a dream in a land of make-believe,
Hear ye, hear ye, we were all Three-Mark-Khan.
The Khan of Khans, a trickster's art,
Hear ye, hear ye, laugh with a broken heart.
Three-Mark-Khan, Three-Mark-Khan, Three-Mark-Khan.

For those who hold him in their heart,
Three-Mark-Khan sent this parting art:
To save a dancer from a cruel fate,
And to imprison him, both sealed by hate,
Are futile tasks, a wasted try.
When he struts, his chest held high,
The plans go wrong, the tables turn.
When he struts, his chest held high,
The plans go wrong, the tables turn.
But still, his charm does brightly gleam,
And all are saved, it would seem.

My parents, my parents, you are the mother, you are the parents,
Father you are, you are my parents,
You are my kin, you are my parents,
Friend you are, you are my parents.
Three-Mark-Khan, Three-Mark-Khan.

Once upon a dream in a land of make-believe,
Hear ye, hear ye, we were all Three-Mark-Khan.
The Khan of Khans, a trickster's art,
Hear ye, hear ye, laugh with a broken heart.
Three-Mark-Khan, Three-Mark-Khan,
Three-Mark-Khan.